Comments for Mommy Brained http://www.mommybrained.com Where the Fuck Am I? Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:44:56 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 Comment on Childbirth by Shawna http://www.mommybrained.com/childbirth/comment-page-1/#comment-1513 Shawna Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:44:56 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1519#comment-1513 With regards to your opening paragraph - yes, it happens. The other day, on a rare moment when I was given an opportunity to shower with my hubby, I almost got out then remember I forgot to wash the “important parts” as I like to call them, to which he replied, “That’s a lot of parts” in quiet voice, aaaahhhhh sweet gushy love……. even after almost 10 years of marriage. I have no comments on childbirth…. I have a terrible story and don’t want to scare any newbies! With regards to your opening paragraph – yes, it happens. The other day, on a rare moment when I was given an opportunity to shower with my hubby, I almost got out then remember I forgot to wash the “important parts” as I like to call them, to which he replied, “That’s a lot of parts” in quiet voice, aaaahhhhh sweet gushy love……. even after almost 10 years of marriage.

I have no comments on childbirth…. I have a terrible story and don’t want to scare any newbies!

]]> Comment on Childbirth by ashley http://www.mommybrained.com/childbirth/comment-page-1/#comment-1511 ashley Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:12:48 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1519#comment-1511 so spot on. i went in at 5pm on a tuesday to be induced and at 10:30pm on wednesday, they said i was going in for a c-section. after having contractions with no epidural for 4.5 hours. and then having horrible back labor where i thought the baby was going to shoot out my tailbone. and that was after the epidural. and after i peed myself about 10 times. the best pee time was during the administering of the epidural when i was spreadeagled and my husband was standing in front of me, laughing at me. and then there were more fun times afterward with the uncontrollable shaking. and the lack of ice chips or anything to drink post-surgery. and when a nurse looked at my naked bits and said, "oh, so this baby could be a redhead." yeah, this baby could be a redhead, you bitch. you could also look at the hair on my head to figure that out. so spot on. i went in at 5pm on a tuesday to be induced and at 10:30pm on wednesday, they said i was going in for a c-section. after having contractions with no epidural for 4.5 hours. and then having horrible back labor where i thought the baby was going to shoot out my tailbone. and that was after the epidural. and after i peed myself about 10 times. the best pee time was during the administering of the epidural when i was spreadeagled and my husband was standing in front of me, laughing at me. and then there were more fun times afterward with the uncontrollable shaking. and the lack of ice chips or anything to drink post-surgery. and when a nurse looked at my naked bits and said, “oh, so this baby could be a redhead.” yeah, this baby could be a redhead, you bitch. you could also look at the hair on my head to figure that out.

]]> Comment on Brutal Truth by admin http://www.mommybrained.com/brutal-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-1509 admin Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:26:48 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1501#comment-1509 Shawna - I totally noticed that. I was wondering if maybe she was wearing a nursing top or something. Shawna – I totally noticed that. I was wondering if maybe she was wearing a nursing top or something.

]]> Comment on Brutal Truth by Shawna http://www.mommybrained.com/brutal-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-1508 Shawna Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:38:03 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1501#comment-1508 Is it just me or do her boobs look a little like penises? Is it just me or do her boobs look a little like penises?

]]> Comment on Childbirth by admin http://www.mommybrained.com/childbirth/comment-page-1/#comment-1505 admin Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:56:59 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1519#comment-1505 Amber, have I told you lately how much I love you? And yes - the epidural caused my teeth to rattle, I was shaking so hard. Amber, have I told you lately how much I love you? And yes – the epidural caused my teeth to rattle, I was shaking so hard.

]]> Comment on Childbirth by amber http://www.mommybrained.com/childbirth/comment-page-1/#comment-1504 amber Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:52:49 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1519#comment-1504 I pooped 3 times before I even got to the hospital, then god knows how many times there. Oh and let's not forget the uncontrollable shivering... I pooped 3 times before I even got to the hospital, then god knows how many times there. Oh and let’s not forget the uncontrollable shivering…

]]> Comment on I Suck by Brianna http://www.mommybrained.com/i-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-1497 Brianna Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:39:34 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1484#comment-1497 Oh hell yes, sucky mamas unite! I'm lucky I remember how to jump start my own brain in the morning. God knows I've had to send Andrew back inside (or worse, make him turn around halfway to our destination) because I've managed to forget something. Usually something important. There's a reason the walmart greeter knows us by name. I never have shopping lists, so we always forget something. I keep all important documents for the kids in our diaper bag (permanently) because if they don't live in the one item that always (even if we must go back for it) goes with our kids, they will get lost. Eaten by our house. Forgotten by me. My suckiness is also why I'm typing this half-blind... because I forgot to put my glasses back on after my shower. Oh hell yes, sucky mamas unite! I’m lucky I remember how to jump start my own brain in the morning. God knows I’ve had to send Andrew back inside (or worse, make him turn around halfway to our destination) because I’ve managed to forget something. Usually something important. There’s a reason the walmart greeter knows us by name. I never have shopping lists, so we always forget something. I keep all important documents for the kids in our diaper bag (permanently) because if they don’t live in the one item that always (even if we must go back for it) goes with our kids, they will get lost. Eaten by our house. Forgotten by me. My suckiness is also why I’m typing this half-blind… because I forgot to put my glasses back on after my shower.

]]> Comment on I Suck by Leigh http://www.mommybrained.com/i-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-1495 Leigh Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:24:20 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1484#comment-1495 The fact that you don't bring sippy cups to parties actually weighs in favor of the "you rock" designation. The fact that you don’t bring sippy cups to parties actually weighs in favor of the “you rock” designation.

]]> Comment on Kiddie Ambien by Andrea http://www.mommybrained.com/kiddie-ambien/comment-page-1/#comment-1492 Andrea Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:00:27 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1466#comment-1492 Yep. It's totally Ok. Benadryl her until she's a teenager and wants to do nothing but sleep anyway. What? I don't have kids! But if that's what I have to look forward to the I say HUZZAH to the Benadryl. Yep. It’s totally Ok. Benadryl her until she’s a teenager and wants to do nothing but sleep anyway.
What? I don’t have kids! But if that’s what I have to look forward to the I say HUZZAH to the Benadryl.

]]> Comment on Kiddie Ambien by Jenna http://www.mommybrained.com/kiddie-ambien/comment-page-1/#comment-1490 Jenna Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:05:21 +0000 http://www.mommybrained.com/?p=1466#comment-1490 Hysterical. I love reading your blog, you are writing everything that my 2.5 year old is doing too. "Mommy, i need my red shoes" (they have been broken and packed for 2 months) "Mommy, I have to go potty" (I put a potty in her room) "Mommy, turn my fish on" (yes, that stupid fisher price infant fish crib toy) "Mommy, turn my fan on" "Mommy, I sleep in your room" (oh HELL NO) "mommy, mommy mommy!" drives me nuts. Hysterical. I love reading your blog, you are writing everything that my 2.5 year old is doing too. “Mommy, i need my red shoes” (they have been broken and packed for 2 months) “Mommy, I have to go potty” (I put a potty in her room) “Mommy, turn my fish on” (yes, that stupid fisher price infant fish crib toy) “Mommy, turn my fan on” “Mommy, I sleep in your room” (oh HELL NO) “mommy, mommy mommy!” drives me nuts.

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