Random Shiznit

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  • Nora only wants to wear one shirt, her so-called "Happy Shell" shirt. I've managed to wash it once before she noticed it was missing, and that was only because I was certain there were feces stains on it. Not wearing said "Happy Shell" shirt causes her to have monumental tantrums, replete with kicking, moaning, and head-banging.
  • It's that time of the month, and my girls were fighting over a box of super absorbent tampons this morning. I had to pull one out of Ava's mouth. Tantrum ensued.
  • I've become highly adept at carrying both girls at the same time. I just have to make sure to switch their places every once in while, so I don't get uneven guns.
  • Ava uses Nora's potty seat to play peek-a-boo. Were the hole a bit bigger, I have no doubt she would wear it around her neck.
  • Nora is currently watching Yo Gabba Gabba while sitting languidly in her Elmo chair, her legs crossed, wrists limp, looking like she should have a cigarette hanging from her lips. And like she should remove the cigarette from her lips every once in while to rasp in a French accent, "You people make my ass twitch."
  • Is it just me, or does Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba look like an enormous, warty penis?

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I'll let you guess which one is Muno. Photo by [177] via Flickr.

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Permalink | July 30th, 2009

6 Responses to “Random Shiznit”

  1. Aunt Becky Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Dude. I think that Muno is ribbed for her pleasure. But they’re all better than Boobah, which looks like a gigantic uncircumcised member.

  2. Tiffany Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I love that movie! I thought I was the only person on the planet that quoted that line!

  3. Gingermagnolia Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Oh man, that line cracked me up!

  4. Johanna Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    I bet you do have to switch arms! Lucky me… my weights are pretty even. How come my arms aren’t more toned? And Yo Gabba Gabba is the antichrist…

  5. Aly Says:
    August 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    My husband and I quote it too! That line and the “stop the rocking!” As for Yo Gabba Gabba, I’ve not seen it, but that thing totally looks like a warty penis… gross.

  6. Lara Says:
    August 18th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Lactose INTOLERATE!!! What a great movie! Cracked me up for the visual!

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