Because I Should Work at Hertz
Posted by admin | Filed under Insane in the MOMbrane, Just plain funny, Womanhood, vintage ads
A vintage ad, since I'm trying to keep myself from writing about the pathetic drama that is my "neighborhood." No, don't ask, just read the goddamn ad.
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Photos by Lobstar28 via Flickr.
I don't know about you, but I would love to meet the dudes who came up with this ad and kick them in the nuts. Repeatedly.
Tags: ad, ads, Hertz, nuts, vintage ad
Babies ‘R Us Ad
Posted by admin | Filed under Stay At Home Moms, Womanhood
So I got this in the mail recently:
And all I have to say is DAY-YAM. Now he is probably just a pretty boy model who lives in NYC, actually prefers men to women, and doesn't only NOT have children, but would rather make out with his schitzu than cuddle with a baby.
But. Babies R Us is oh-so-wise, targeting us horny, home-bound moms with eye candy. A smiling, toothless baby dressed as some sort of cuddly animal works as well, of course, since I'm not one to ever turn down a baby-related coupon, but having a hot dude encourage me to spend money on my kid is even better. Because it makes me want to maybe put some mascara on, because you never know what hot dads are hanging out with their progeny at Babies R Us on a weekday.
Now that's hot.
Tags: ads, advertisement, Babies R Us, hot guy, porn
Polls ‘N Ads
Posted by admin | Filed under FYI, No One But Your Mom, Uncategorized
Just a couple happy little FYI's…
- Polls. Check out the sidebar to the right and answer the tongue-in-cheek poll question. It should either make you giggle or piss you off. Either way, I'll feature a new poll every week. And just so you know, I will always answer the question first, so you will always know what I think (as if you couldn't guess).
- Ads. I fully admit to being a sellout by having ads on my blog, HOWEVER, I am unrepentant and will make sure only to show ads of crud I like or bought myself. Let's help out the economy, people, and start purchasing baby shit, shall we? As Nora often exclaims, "I LOVE STUFF!" (As you can see, I am raising an enthusiastic little consumer).
And now, a cute picture:
My little consumers, taking a bath.
